Happy Independence Day, yeah?

So I 1000% understand now why the neighbors head to the beach every weekend.  Their place is the shit.  It’s a huge brand new house… everyone has their own bedroom (including me!), but in even more exciting news, everyone has their own crapper!!!  rad.

this house would be the exactly the kind that I would have built.  I’m gonna shoot a vid of it next time.  you head upstairs for the kids’ bedrooms (myself included) and at the top of the stairs is a common area complete with pool table and flat panel tv that swings out from the wall.

I even took the liberty of going to the community’s pool and sat out one day (unheard of for me).  I am of course paying the price for it today since my head is peeling, giving me a very nice danderific look.

And if you checked the twitpics (top right), you’ll see that I fulfilled my end of the bargain by posing in said speedo.  Good for laughs, but certainly not for the public.  And yeah, you definetly have to do a little thigh-hair (I said thigh!) maintenance with one of those things on.  how metro of me.

And I’ve decided to pick up a brand new phone tomorrow.  Not sure what kind, but we’ll see.  Aside from the fact my current phone is not, ummm, in hand, the freezes and fuckups are getting ridiculous.  So the big question is do I stick with the crackberry line, or do I just go ahead and get my old ass the jitterbug?