The Beamer Got A New Paint Job!!…
unfortunately, it was due to some JD asshat smacking into my PARKED (!!!) car while I was at Jamz. At least the baby gangbanger paniced and called his rents, who promptly came down to the studio and made sure the kid did the right thing and didn’t just hit & run.
So of course I’m walking out the door, just me and brandee left in the entire complex, and as I get to the side lot some peeps shout out “Is this your car?” This happening in Pasadena and all, I’m thinking one of two things… either I’m about to get carjacked, or some jerkoff hit my car. I guess thankfully it was that latter.
At least it was only the bumper… and they admitted fault and called it into their insurance. Only now it sucks because I have to tool around in some POS SUV called a torrent… never even heard of that damned thing before. God how I hate driving SUVs.
Within 5 minutes of me getting my rental while they repair my baby, I realize how spoiled I am. I’m cursing at traffic for going so slow, and as I go to pass I realize I have the accelerator pressed all the way to the floor and I’m just BARELY eeking past the grandma in the cadillac doing 40. fan fucking tastic.
Supposedly I’m gonna get my car back today, but I highly doubt that. The rental place told me that I could switch vehicles friday to something more respectable like a Charger if the fix isn’t in yet. I miss you beamer 
On a lighter note, I’ve been covering “work” this week while Hal, for the first time in forevs, FINALLY packaged up the kids and fam & took a vacation. To Disney World. I’m dead serious that he never takes time off for trips. So what does he run into when he gets everyone down to Florida?
Gay Days at the disney parks. seriously. don’t believe me? you can check out gaydays.com. the one week out of 10 years he picks to go, it’s a fruit festival.
El. Oh. El.
And how f’n awesome was SYTYCD last night?!?! Come on annapolis girl, just make it a couple more rounds so that I can have you come to the studio for a workshop (the rumor is, my staff knows 4(!!!) people on the show this year, including the annapolis chick. woot woot!!)
