Movie Review: Year One

let’s try a new 7 word or less review system:

Longest. Ninety. Seven. Minute. Movie. Ever.

I knew I was in trouble when I saw the reviews rolling in and they said it should be called “Year ZERO.”  It had several LOL moments, and quite a few quotable lines (”I will be right back to cut your penises”), but they were too few and far between to save it.  We did however see a pretty cool trailer for something called District 9…

Year One gets Two Pomeranians, out of Five.

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