Beach Bound!
God bless the neighbor. his text to me today:
“(name removed) is on her way over and should be here in about 15 to 20 minutes if you wanted to be outside smoking or letting the dog out so you can see her.”
too awesome. or rad. i think i’m gonna bring back “rad.”
speaking of the neighbors, I finally relented and am heading down to their beach house this weekend. How much trouble do you think Evan, Kristie (queen of seacrets & baby powder!), and I can get in to?
the highlight, at least for you, is that I have purchased a speedo to completely embarrass his sister Kendra. The plan was to hang out with her at the pool with it on, but I gotta tell you… after I possibly tried it on, I don’t have the balls (probably literally) to pull this off. I think you have to like shave or something to wear the thing!!!
What will likely happen is that I’ll put it on for one minute for shock value, and take a completely unflattering picture for all to see (you have been checking the twitpic top right haven’t you?).
Qualifiers: Please keep in mind, I haven’t been able to lift a weight with my upper body in like 4 months thanks to the bum arm; and I ate like a turd for a straight month once I got back from vegas.
Thankfully in the past 2 weeks I’ve shed 3 of the 8 lbs I put on by cutting out fast food, but still… please be kind.
