In need of someone turning 4…
if that’s not a creepy enough title, lemme explain. I’ve had two saturdays in a row with birthdays. Lil’ W on the 25th of april turning 2, and this past saturday Hal’s kid turned 3. So I figure, to keep my streak alive I had better find a kid turning 4 this weekend… asap.
make sure you check out the twitpic link to see Hal’s latest and greatest computer setup. Makes my 3 monitors & laptop look amateur at best. His looks like the friggin’ spaceshuttle… with probaby more computing power (i think shuttles still run on commodores… they’re THAT old).
It was fun to hang out with the ritzy folk on his street though. It was without a doubt like an episode of Desperate Housewives of EC (Ellicott City). There were milfs galore, husbands that look straight out of men’s health mags, maybe even a gardener or two tossed into the mix.
Imagine my surprise when I pulled up for the party that I got yelled at from some guy across the street. turns out it was alex of Minatos fame. mmmmmm sushi. We’re gonna have to get the old band back together next week for a jason roll reunion (and yes, he assured me it’s still on the menu). well the old band and the Desperate Housewives crew… should be quite the mix.
and now to get extremely random.:
Joan Rivers is a hag. Apparently Trump doesn’t even watch his own show.
and also the Burger King near me deserves to be blowed up. I got all fired up about their Star Trek promotion and figured I’d drop in for a meal (cuz I ummm never eat fast food,… yeah). So here i’m thinking I’d play it cool and just get a kids meal since they come with some extremely badass toys (little figures from the movie that talk when you hit a button on them. F’n cool), rather than purchase a drinking glass for a $1.99 (cuz only nerds collect the glasses… cool people buy kids meals).
so i get my kids/parm meal, get home, and this is what i found:
mother f’n spongebob squarepants. assholes.
