DVD Movie Review & More!
Dear lord, why… WHY did I think it would be a good idea to watch “Knowing.” alone. at night. with the lights turned off.
I wanted to see this film in the theater, and instead waited for the dvd (like seemingly every movie these days). Right up my alley… 6th Sense-esque.
or so I thought.
so I guess our 7 word or less review is:
Grusome. Scary. What the Fuck Was That?!
I’m still giving it 3 Pomeranians out of 5 though. but man, the movie sure didn’t go where I thought it was going. at all.
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to demonstrate how little game I have as I mentioned in a previous post, I was driving the beamer to the studio yesterday, and I pulled up to a light, windows down, with music loud (but not all ghetto-make-shit-in-your-house-shake-loud). and I see a couple decent lookin’ chicks pull up next to me out of the corner of my eye.
Now given the type of beamer I drive (no 3 series here!), I could have one eye and five ears and chicks would still give me the time of day… but anyways I was listening to sirius hits one and I forget but something gayish came on (probably that Kings of Leon[??] song or whatever), so I went to quickly change it. to rap or something urban. So I went one channel down. big mistake… landed on the 80s channel, and blasting out of my car speakers came:
“It’s raining men, hallelujah! it’s raining men….”
I just put my head down and mercifully the light turned green.
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and speaking of my baby, I actually looked into whether or not it’s a clunker. it isn’t. I was going to take advantage of that idiotic cash for clunkers program, ya know, since you and I are really just buying other people new cars and all… but no dice. That gas eating monster of an engine I have is somehow still eco-friendly enough to pass muster.
But if they start a “cash for pomeranians” program, I am sooooooooooo there.
Silly human! Keep dreaming!
Pomeranians are “Too Big To Fail”. Check my collar closely, and you’ll see the TBTF stamp, right next to Ben Bernanke’s picture.
They printed a new run of money just so you could purchase me and take me home. Didn’t you wonder about the delay at the register? Large quantity Federal Reserve transfers are slow…
Besides, they’d need to setup a whole new Fed facility to trade in your Pomeranians. (As if your ‘Ranian Rulers would allow that, hah!) And $1 trillion would be exhausted by trading in just 3 of us.
Now I’m going to find somewhere in your bedroom that’s small, very hard to reach into, and well ventilated. Then I’m going to take a dump there.
Nighty night, funny boy!