Season Finale
sonnuvabitch I’m quickly running out of tv shows. they’ve all either ended or are ending in the next week (heroes, fringe, dancing with the stars aka monday night football, Lie To Me, amazing race, Biggest Parmesan, Apprentice, etc).
I suppose if there were two dudes that I would be gay for this day (outta the blue eh?), they would have to be Idol Adam and JJ Abrams… although only one of those two would take me up on it *cough* adam *cough*.
JJ Abrams you say? Keep in mind I haven’t even seen Star Trek (yet!), nor do I watch LOST (nor will i, ever)… but man, Fringe is turning out to be an awesome show. The season (let’s hope not series) finale had an incredible, badass, controversial (think 9/11), disturbing, yet cool ending. Let’s hope it doesn’t go all X-Files crazy on us in the next season or two. Abrams, you rock.
Which reminds me that my mom also rocks. She heard my Burger King dilemna, and promptly sacrificed her innerds to go grab some food at another restaurant and pick up a glass (Kirk!) and a toy (uhura, booooo). must… get…. spock… toy.
ok so back to idol. thankfully deadwifeguy got the boot last night. after his screaching Dream On performance two weeks back, it was time for him to go. i could have done that better. Sanjiah could’ve done better. worst. performance. ever.
so I guess it’s on to the finale between ADAM (gay for, ‘member?) and another dude name kris/chris or however you spell it. basically some guy who i fast forwarded thru the entire season until this last week (flashbacks to david archuwhatever singing “I need you boo!”). at least his “hey kanye i’m white and i’m going to redo your shit” song was good.
regardless, unless adam actually comes out (and i mean, out out) next week on tv, and fondles a little boy on stage, he’s the winner. i might even vote for a change. so if you’re a 13 year old girl and plan on voting 1,000 times for the he’s-so-dreamy kris guy, just remember he’s married… at least you can try and turn Adam.
the upshot to the 800 shows I watch ending is new ones beginning. particularly, are you ready??? badop bop bop, so you think you dance!
also getting a shot this summer will be america’s got talent (similar to the Biggest Parmesan show, I will watch it on dvr in a grand total of 15 mins), and the I’m a celebrity get me out of here crap (not many people know it was on a few years ago, was horrible, and had that c*nt melissa rivers on it).
Open for suggestions for other shows. and no to real world road rules 57 or whatever season they’re on; i’m too old for that shit.
