I have spent every night the past week (save for FDIC Friday) at “Lamz” registering kids & adults alike.  which means i work from 8am til 4 or 430, then go in to the studio and play nicey nice til 9 or so.  come home, acknowledge the dog’s existence, then off to bed.

The whole deal is pretty tiring, if not down right exhausting, but there are a few shining moments (like unmarried MILF Monday, or Jailbait Thursday) that make it all worth it.

Take for instance “the model.”  Had a girl come in with her mom and grandma to sign up for classes.  Before we could really get much out other than a hello, the mom launches into how her daughter was a competitive figure skater, and is also a model.  fine by me.

so mom says “we want to sign her up for classes that will keep her fit & trim, ya know?”

I am of course chomping down on my third Subway chocolate chip cookie at this time.  Unable to help myself as I bit into the gooey chocolate bits of heaven, I piped up and asked the model “so I guess you don’t want a cookie then?”

Her look was that of a whimper and sadness… kinda the same look parm gives me when I beat him.  But Grandma jumps in “oh no, it’s not that she doesn’t want a cookie… she just can’t have a cookie.”  poor girl.  but at least she isn’t going to get fat anytime soon (always looking at the positives I am).

we send them off to some (very nearby) chairs to fill out the paperwork, all the while I’m sure to keep up the chit chat.  One, chick is a model… two, they basically came in with a blank check and were like “fill me out! fill me out!”

So Brandee is trying to help them with what classes to take.  Keep in mind we’re looking for not so much a style of dance, but just one that will keep the weight off.  She suggests the breakin’ class… the one where people come out dripping from sweat.  That’s the kinda class that will make her think twice about throwing up her food after she eats it… she’ll need all the energy she can get.

Brandee’s main selling point of breakin’, other than the work out, is the teacher Jeff.  Movie star, blah blah blah.  Pay attention, because this is the part that makes my day week month.

Brandee: “She HAS to take breakin’.  It’s a good workout, the teacher Jeff was in the movie Step Up 2, and (now whispering) he is HOT!”

oh here is where it gets good.

the Mom doesn’t skip a beat, immediately looks at me, and says “so that’s Jeff?”

oh I love you model mom.  Welcome to Lamz ))))))

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