Chef Michael Is On My (Literal) Shit List

So apparently there’s some celebrity chef for dogs… chef michael.  He puts out these tiny little 3 oz. cans of dog food that probably cost a bazillion dollars (and you’re supposed to give your dog a can for every 2 1/2 lbs… so it’s adds up quick).  Anyways, my mom picks up a couple, and gives me one for the ratdog.  I reluctantly took it, and waited until last night to give it to him.  The following is the reply from my mom and the email I had sent:

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Sorry!  Stick with the sensitive food.

Mom

 

From: Jason
Sent: Monday, September 14, 2009 12:10 PM
To: Mom

Subject: dog

this is why we don’t give the dog new stuff.  took him 5 minutes in the backyard hunched over.  crapped in about 30 places.  stepped in it.  tracked it all into my house.  and had to have his back end washed as well as his paws.  never again.

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