Dr. Evil Lamz
Until I got there, all the studio needed was frickin’ sharks…
We had a badassed laser system put in our main studio… one of those that rivals any you see in a club. colors, patterns, movement to the music.
and then I turned it on to test it.
and it shot me in the eye.
imagine a thousand laser pointers focused on your eye. it shot lasers everywhere. there was nowhere safe. what was originally thought to be cool turned into a blinding torture system.
i had adam try it from every angle. above, below, to the side. from the back it bounced off the mirrors. and still shot you in the eye.
bye bye fancy laser system with your lawsuits. 
Hello fancy LED (retina-safe) system. i hope.
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Last night (Friday) i was finally home for once. consider it dvr catch up time. It didn’t help that every show was a 2 hour premier. The dog, who I thought would be excited for me to be home, instead checked himself out and went to bed at 8. loser.
After a marathon of judge judies, Fringe, and the like, I’m still not caught up.
But the report card is mixed to say the least:
Heroes: Sucks. screw the asian duo and their silly storylines. No way this series gets picked up for another season. ratings were horrible.
House: Fantastic. Hilarious first half hour, followed by 1 1/2 hours of the usual drama.
Biggest Loser: suckage. fatties getting thin, so far without any compelling story lines.
Flash Forward: entirely good, and if there was any doubt, cool ending. you’re welcome those of you I pushed into watching.
Glee: I love you.
Survivor: Brilliant. Love the new villain. soooo worth watching. Kendra and I are now survivor buddies after our stint with Big Brother this summer.
Fringe: bangin’. actually screamed a tiny bit at one point (dog left the room).
my comedies (2 1/2 men, big bang, christine, etc): All par for the course so far.
Nothing to drop. yet. Too invested in Heroes over the years, so might as well watch the series die a slow (fast at this rate) painful death. I still have crap on the dvr to watch… 2 episodes behind in SYTYCD (hate audtions anyways), haven’t watched Community for this week, and no idea what else is left.
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Parm would like to inform you that he and I will not be relocating to Aspen anytime soon. (link, new window)
