Poop Patrol
*I have now survived two days with the dogs. If there is such a thing as a cat lady, then I am the posterboy for dog man.
the wiener arrived at 9:45am monday… and by 11am had greeted me by taking two massive dumps in the backyard. She then outshit me by going 2 more times before the day was up. talk about having issues.
* Just as I thought I was SYTYCDed out, I reluctantly took in last night’s show (doesn’t hurt that everything is seemingly on rerun save for that suckage Heroes)… and am again hooked. This year’s early winner of the “I want to bang you award” goes to the ballroom chick ashleigh. married schmarried.
not sure I like how they switched up the format (I think??). the new intro is ok i guess, and the logo seems, just… weird.
line of the night goes to Shankman for totally ripping on “little” (as he called him) C. Kudos also for basically saying if he was straight he’d have a go at the previously mentioned award winning Ashleigh.
and btw, Jakob ftw (for the win). you heard it here first
(I reserve the right to change my mind several times throughout the season, and likely will).
* Last night was crazy dream night. One dream I was laying on the ground and the garage door crushed me. what the hell does that mean?!
