Your Long Awaited Season 6 Finale Comments
*Got to see the Ws, among others, at a 30th bday this weekend. Apparently I am supposed to post my thoughts on the finale of SYTYCD last year. my bad. so here goes some random thoughts, in absolutely no particular order:
- I hate Russell.
- Russell is Jesus. Did you notice the miracle cure to his busted up knee at the end when he started jumping up and down, and then brought gangbangers on the stage to thank?
- Jakob should’ve won.
- Russell ruined the finale with his injury (nothing like watching reruns of dances they did, ohhh, the show before).
- Fox ruined the entire season by cramming everything into about 2 hours of television, with a whopping 6 dancers in the finale. Maybe next year it’ll just be auditions, and then a top 10 finale?? stupid shits.
- NO TOUR! granted, this eases my pocketbook, but it sure screwed the top 10. Now we get some of our “favorite” (read: Pope Russell) on tour with the season 7 cast.
- Jennifer Lopez. ugh. you’re old, get over it. your once fine ass has now gelled with the rest of torso.
- Kathryn I Still Love You!!
Happy Mrs. W?
*Pants On The Ground indeed. Mercifully (not even bothering to spellcheck that… looks right), American Idol is down to an hour per episode this week, or at least was last night. So sick of auditions. I gave up on Biggest Parmesan this season. 2 hours of boring fat people on DVR each week was taking up too much space. there’s a pun in there somewhere.
both dvrs were at 80+% heading into last weekend, and I had to do some much needed honoring of MLK Monday to catch up to where I could record shit this week. Recording Star Trek the Next Generation every morning at 1am on WGN probably isn’t the brightest idea.
* I have the wiener in my posession. My Mom’s bday is tomorrow (Happy Birthday even though you’re never going to read this!), but she has to fast for a doctor’s appointment the next day. Since I have nothing better to do but work, I took her a day early so they can scoot out to dinner tonight. Good son, yup yup.
Sadly, she has done nothing so far but lay on a bed in the office and fart. awful awful farts at that.
* And yes, go election results. I purposely watched the left wing MSNBC channel last night just to watch Keith Olberman report that a republican had won the senate seat. Suck it you (in the words of a Bechtel) douche!
