* I (almost, but not quite) take back all the years I swore at the Anne Arundel County School Board or whomever makes the decision when to close schools.  Yesterday morning we had a call for 1 to 3 inches of snow to start between 2 and 5pm.  Problem is, Lamz opens at 5.  And if Saturday was any indication of how well they salt/plow roads, it could be messy.

As of noon, we were set to open, but the forecast had changed to 2 to 4 inches.  By 12:30, they upped it to 4 to 6 inches… and we made the call to close.

Of course, at 5pm I walk outside… no snow, bright sun, birds chirping, and a steady stream of water dribbling off of my house.

6pm, still nada.  Nervewracking.  By this point, Brandifer and I are praying for snow.  It finally started between 7 and 8, saving us from looking like total idiots.  I imagine we’ll hear some shit from a parent or two.

By 8:30, the road in front of my house had been salted 5 times (and yes, I counted… not hard to hear/see a truck coming with the huge assed blinking yellow lights).  I got up this morning and all the streets including the side streets were clear and black.  I’d be pissed if I had actually had a job I could call out of.  Hows about that 30 inches they’re saying could happen this weekend?  eeks.  As long as I can make it the four streets over to the super bowl party, I’m fine with it.

* I’m only looking forward for one reason, and one reason only, to watch this season of I-almost-died-as-a-child-and-now-i’m-a-single-parent Idol.

Tourettes + Live TV =’s Win.  Let’s all hope that dude makes it through hollywood week and drops some awesome F-bombs on air!  Can you imagine the signs in the audience too?

“Go Dave Mother F’n Bastard Cunt Whore Pittman!!”

“I (fucking cocksucker) Love You (asshole) Dave!!”

so many possibilities….

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