Technically, I’m supposed to be on vacation right now (vegas). BUT. I decided to take my paltry few weeks off I have after the Lamz showcase to renovate and put a frickin’ $30k floor in. You’re welcome you little brats.

But it’s not all bad; when I’m not chasing down contractors I catch up on my tv (i know you’re dying to hear my opinions on sytycd), and my ever growing blu-ray collection (here’s how bad it is… I finally watched “Wanted” the other day… which came out like 8 years ago).

However, stupid jason decided that after watching one too many infomercials, he’d get that Insanity DVD workout set.

Yesterday, which we will now refer to as WTHWIT-Day (What the hell was I thinking day), was day one.

All it was was was a warmup, and then a fitness test… something you’re supposed to do every 2 weeks to see how much you’ve improved. 10 minute warmup, then eight one-minute exercises (that you keep track of how many reps you do).

Well here’s the little problem. After exercise four, I found myself puking. 4realz. like over the toilet bowl full on gusher of the gatorade and whatever else I drank before i started. I managed to pull a puke ‘n rally and finished it out.

Today was day two. The first “real” dvd of workouts. Today’s (40 lick my nuts minute) dvd was titled “Plyometric Cardio Circuit.” Oh F me.

I played it smart though, and did pretty much only every other exercise. All in all, I really only did maybe 25% of the damned thing. Let me tell you how bad it was.

(How bad was it Jason?)

It was sooooo bad that of the dozen or so people behind (lazy assed) Sean T (the fitness guru who never actually does the whole workout himself), people were dropping out. On his own damned dvd! His hired people!

One dude even got up in the middle of it and waved his hands in disgust like “screw this” and then went and got water.

This is the only thing keeping me coming back for more tomorrow… the soap opera aspect. Will the guy 3rd from right return? Will he bring a gun and cap Sean T? Will he be on life support and saved by a brain transfusion from an unlikely donor? Will he die but his evil twin will return in his place, with no one the wiser while he plots the downfall of all Infomercial Workout DVDs?

Stay tuned for the next episode of….. INSANITYYYYYYYYYYYY!

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