Jasoncam saves lives!
Friday was a xanex night! I got ahold of a 2mg pill from a friend a few weeks back, but didn’t have the time to take it. see, with any sleeping aid, you gotta plan this shit out and have to have nothing to do the next morning, errr, day. So finally Friday came, and I was sooooooooo going to get a good night’s rest.
I broke off 1/4 (a quarter!!!!) of the pill, just to play it safe, and
oh. my. God.
I woke up early Saturday morning as usual. But I couldn’t open my eyes. Literally. they were stuck. not like stuck stuck from when you have allergies and you get all that gunk in your eye and they crackle open (so much fun!)… but like magically stuck. I laid there willing my eyes to open because I was in such a trance. After seemingly forever (ok, maybe 5 minutes), i cracked open one lid and saw the clock said 6:53am. All systems were go, so I passed the fuck back out and got up at a more respectable 9.
From there it was groggysville until about noon before the damned thing wore off. I can’t imagine what would’ve happened if I’d taken the full thing (or even half!).
From now on, I’m sticking to my Ambien CR… if I can find any.
oh and we have our first video below for the youtubes. The dumbassed chipmunk that lives somewhere in/around my house got stuck in one of my window wells. again. I’ve literally saved this bastard a dozen times. There used to be shit like sticks and stuff for him to climb up, but I had them cleaned recently. Now he’s pretty much SOL.
So thanks to parm alerting me (read: trying to kill it and jump headlong into the well), I grabbed a broom.
The video kinda looks like you’re playing one of those first person shooter games like halo or doom… except your weapon is a broom. cute.
after saving the little bastard, he promptly ran and fell into another well directly next to it (you can hear me sigh 49 seconds in). Please ignore the girlish scream that, ummm, Parmesan lets out at 1:06 as it appeared the rodent was about to crawl all the way up the handle.
(and yes, I’m blogging so soon to push further down that dog of a mugshot)
