Crackberry Go Boom Bold!
When I picked out my latest cell phone, I apparently got the version that was marketed to drunks & college students (or teens these days I guess). I’m speaking of my Crackberry Pearl Go Boom. This piece of shit has been erasing nearly all my text messages and call logs ever since I got back from vegas (xray machine death?). I can literally send/receive a text message, and watch it magically disappear before my eyes.
now if I was getting shitfaced and drunk dialing, this would be the perfect phone. You get up the next morning to look and see what you’ve done, and surprise! no record, therefore no harm no foul. However for me, this is getting a tad annoying. I have no idea if someone has called me, texted me, or what. So it’s 4 real (urban! urban!) when I say “uhh, I didn’t get a message from you.” Whenever my contract is up (which for all I know is 2017), I’m gonna sell this bitch on ebay marketed my way.
and speaking of annoying, could there be any fewer shows on tv to watch right now? SYTYCD has started… and I’m so agitated with audition shows it’s almost unwatchable (I’ll admit last night’s wasn’t as bad as the season premiere). oh, and Wipeout is back (thank God! and just as funny)… but that’s, like, it.
I did get into this awesome show on the TruTV channel (didn’t even know I had that channel) called Rehab. And no, not what you think… this is about the Rehab POOL PARTY at the Hard Rock in vegas (and btw, it was on the agenda in vegas, but opened for the summer season the sunday after i left, doh!). very delicious show. of course I caught a marathon on Memorial Day and watched the entire season, so I’m SOL for that series. I’m praying it starts again soon. definetly worth the dvr (you got that amy??).
Add to my tv dilemnas is the fact that Broadstripe is sabotaging everything. broadstripe /millenium/ shitassedcable provider/ whatever it’s name is these days. I dvr everything, and only in HD if i can get it. Well wonderful BroadStripe (now forever known to this blog as BS) has been having “issues” with their HD channels. The shit pixelizes every 5 minutes for a good 30 seconds at least. For example, last night’s SYTYCD… I kid you not, nearly EVERY single dancer I actually wanted to see was herky jerky or just halted alltogether. That tap dancer/croonerdude near the end of the show that was on last year that you really wanted to watch again? yeah, didn’t fucking see one second of his routine. FU BS! Please verizon, for the love of God hurry up with the FIOS already!!
